Via the Portsmouth Herald:
BRENTWOOD – The “family jewels” of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks – literally.
On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.
via DBA
A padlock on his testicles? Do I want to know how this was done? I’ve heard of extreme piercing, but ICK! And the motivation – did he do this to himself or was it some woman’s idea of chastity-belt pay-back time?